For LipS
iS Truth
For Voice
iS PrAyer
For EyeS
iS HAyAA
For HANd
iS ChArity
For HeArt
iS FeAr Of ALLAH.
Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.
Hazrat Mohamad (S.A.W)
Said:
"One who recites
Durood Shareef 1000
times daily won't die
unless he sees his
home in Jannat"
Subhan Allah
Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
ALLAH's plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset
Have faith in ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night...
Wishing the sweetest night
to a sweet natured person.
May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight,
Then u will remember that u forgot
to wish me Good Night!
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
But
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Good night.
Sweet dreams!
Once the moon winks at u tonight,
I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
Hope your day was quite all right
& now I bid u a lovely goodnight
In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu
isliye karke sona .
Good Night
Rasool (S.A.W):
5 Namazo ka thofa
Fajar = Chehre Per Noor
Zohar = Kamayi Me Barqat
Asar = Badan Ki Taqat
Magrib = Nek Aulad
Isha = Sukun Ki Nind
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window.. I look down & den.. i lauf again
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “Enjoy in Duniya”
So, In your life all moments bring Eid for you...
Wish You..Eid Mubarak.
The moon been sight,its time to celebrate,
the end of the fasting in a special way.
To friends & family a very happy Eid Mubarak!!
I wish a wish for u.
the wish i wish for few.
the wish i wish for u is that your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you.
"Eid Mubarak"
Can I Stay
Here
In
Ur
InbOx
&
Wait Till The End Of Ramzan
So
That
I
Can B
The 1st Who
Wish
**A**
***vErY SwEeT***
**& HaPpY EiD***
### EiD MubaraK ###
Look Outside..
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you..
Trees Dancing for you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
কি দিন আইছে রে, বাতাস বইতেছে,
পাখি গান গাইতেছে,গরু ঘাস খাইতেছে,
জিনিয়াসরা এস.এম.এস করতাছে,
আর বলদেরা এস.এম.এস পড়তাছে।
তোর জন্য আনতে পারি আকাশ থেকে তারা,
তুই বললে বাচতে পারি অক্সিজেন ছাড়া।
পৃথিবী থেকে লুটাতে পারি বন্ধু তোরি পায়,
এবার তুই বল, এভাবে আর কত মিথ্যা বলা যায়!!!
মনে আছে সেই দিনের কথা, ঝিরি ঝিরি হাওয়া বইছিলো, ট্রেন প্লাটফর্মে দাড়াল,
তুমি আমায় দেখলে, আমি একটা ক্লোজ আপ মার্কা হাসি দিলাম,
তুমি গুটি পায়ে কাছে এলে আর বললে...
আল্লাহর ওয়াস্তে কিছু দেনগো মা!!!
কোন রাজার সিংহাসন থেকে নয়,
নয় হিমালয়ের প্রাদদেশ থেকে,
সাত সমুদ্র তের নদীর উপার থেকে নয়,
আমার হৃদয়ের ছোট্ট কুটির থেকে বলি-
"ভালো থাকো সবসময়"
জীবনটা ধর সাগর, আর হৃদয় তার তীর।
বন্ধু হলো সাগরের ঢেউ।
তোমার সাগরে অনেক ঢেউ থাকতে পারে
তবে ব্যাপার হল সবগুলো ঢেউ কি তীর স্পর্শ করতে পারে?
বন্ধু মানেই একসঙ্গে অনেকটা পথ চলা,
বন্ধু মানেই প্রাণের কথা যা কাওকে যায় না বলা।
যতই নামুক রাত্রি গভীর ঘনাক আঁধার কালো,
বন্ধু মানেই হাজার খুশি হাজার তারার আলো।
বন্ধু মানেই ভোর রাঙা অই সূর্য হাসি আকাশ,
আর যা হারায় হারাক এ জীবন থেকে
বন্ধু তুই যেন না হারাস।।
কিরে শালা নেই কোন খোজ।
মেয়ে নিয়ে ঘোরা হচ্ছে রোজ?
বুকে আমার নাইবা থাকুক বেল,
মাতাল করা ভিনগ্রহী স্মেল।
ব্যায়াম করা হাত নাইবা হলো নরম,
দুষ্টু কথায় নাইবা পেলাম শরম।
তাই বলে কি হলাম আমি পর?
আমার কথা রাখিস মনে,
নইলে খাবি চড়।
তোর ইচ্ছাগুলো উড়ে বেড়াক পাখনা দুটি মেলে,
দিনগুলি তোর যাকনা কেটে এমনি হেসে খেলে।
অপূর্ণ না থাকে যেন তোর কোন সুখ,
এই কামনায় ঈদ মোবারক।
ঈদ আনে বস্তা ভর্তি খুশি,
তাই তুমি খেয়ো পেট পুরে পোলাও আর খাশি।
তাই বলে ঈদ কখনো হবে না বেশি,
ঈদ মোবারক।
তুমি আছ বলে মন ফুরফুরে,
সঙ্গে চিপস কুরকুরে।
তুমি হাসো বলে বৃষ্টি রিমঝিম,
কখনো পেপসি, কখনো আইসক্রিম।
তুমি বন্ধু বলে এত পাগলামি,
বন্ধু তুমি বড়ই হারামি।।
• ki din aise re, batas boitase, pakhi gaan gaitase, goru ghash khaitase, genius ra sms send kortase, ar bolodera sms portase.
• Husbend said dhukse? wife said haa dhukse, hus: betha pao? wife na, hus: aram lage? wife uuuum. hus: tahole cholo ar na ghure ai juta ta kine ney.
• I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
• I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
• A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
• At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
• The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
• i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
• 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
• A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
• Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
• True love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
• Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives :)
• Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
• Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever
• I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night I see u in my dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
• Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!
• Hey listen......Two people were asking Me about you, I give them ur address And cell no,They will b visiting u soon,Their names r joy n happiness.
• it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam. join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)
• Roses r red violets r blue. Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
• Dear customer, U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender. Sndr's watng?
• I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
• Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
• Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
• We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Funny S.M.S
• Sex is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
• Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
• Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
• This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
• Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
• I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
• Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
• What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
• A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
• Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore
• Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
• I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
• What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
• Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate. Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy. Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach, Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
• Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala, Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala, Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh, Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.
• Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara, Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara, Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai, Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!
• Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear, Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near, God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear, Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
• O sms gie amar salam bolish. Save korle dhonnobad dish. Delit korle pashani bolish ar jodi na pore to sms charge nie nish.
• Chumo holo premer chabi. Prem holo bier tala. Bie holo bachcha- kachchar baxo.. Ar bachcha- holo Bangladesher shomoshsha (population). Tai chumo khaoa theke biroto thako.
• Ami pathore tomar nam likhlam, ar pathorta khoye gelo. Ami kagoje tomar nam likhlam, ar kagojta chhire gelo. Ami hreedoye tomar nam likhlam, ar amar "HEART ATTACK" hoye gelo!!!
• Bhabo.....bishal. Bhabo..morjada purno. Bhabo...oshim. Bhabo.....onukul. ami jani eto kichhu ek shathe bhaba tomar jonno koshtokor hobe. Tai ekti upay bole dichhchhi- bhabo shudhu amake.
• Tumi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo? Boi porchho? Na, na! Music shunchho? Uhu! Tv dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- ! Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho. Hashte thako.
• Shundori tumi hote paro, tai bole amio dekhte kharap noi. Shurommo dalane tumi thaktei paro, tai bole amio pother bhikheri noi. Bhalobeshar por bolchho je tumi bibahita, kan khule shune nao amio bachelor noi
• Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e darolo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta clore-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba!
• Paglagarode ek pagoler oparetion hobe. Doctor, nurse shobai prostut. Kintu pagolta ekhono prostut hoy ni. Karon she ekhon amar sms-ta porte besto.
• ki shundor chokhgulo tomar. Ki mishti konthho tomar. Ki shundor chehara tomar. Khoda tomake emoni baniechhen je mone hoy- sheora gachh theke bujhi kono petni neme eshechhe.
• Eta ekta jadu. Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo, tumi Aishwaria Rai ke tomar mobile dekhte pabe. Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay?
• Ekta banorer tinta bachcha achhe. 1st ta khela korchhe, 2nd ta kola khachchhe ar 3rd ta holo she, je ei sms porchhe. Kire kimbhut banor!
• Allah beheshter janala khule amake dekhe jiggesh korlen, ajker dine tomar chahida ki? Ami bollam, he khoda doya kore shei shundor manushtar ichchha puron korun je amar sms ta porchhe.
• Fuler shob koli dek shubash tomay. Shurjer shob roshni jeno dey alo tomay. Amar to kichhu nei, deyar jonno tomay. Kintu ami chai, je dey she jeno shobi dey tomay.
• Amake sms korte thako ebong jite nao akorshonio puroshkar. Prothom- onek bhalobasha. Ditio- azibon bondhutto. Tritio- amar hreedoye obosthan, ekdom bina mulle. Prostaber meyad totodin. ami benche achhi joto din
• Hoyto keu, kothao, tomar ek chilte hashir shawpno dekhe ar tomar kotha bhabte-bhabte bhabeje jibonta kotoi na modhur, proshantir. Tai jokhoni tumi eka thako, mone rekho eta shotto je, kono ek jon tomari kotha bhabchhe.
Bangle S.M.S
Light can remove darkness, soap can clear dirty, prayer can finish your sin, routine can maintain your life and real friend try best 2 make his friend happy.
• Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
• Friendship is the rainbow between 2 hearts sharing of 7 colors. 1.LOVE 2.SADNESS 3.HAPPINESS 4.TRUST 5.FAITH 6.SECRET 7.CARE Take Care n Have a nice day:-)
• This sms can only be read by someone SMART, try again, again, maybe you are.. just not smart?? one more time. hey don't force it ugly!!!
• Medicines and friendship cure our problems. The only difference is that, Friendship don't have an expiry date.
• I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
• A physiological study has proved that all the fools, donkeys, monkeys used their thumbs to read the messages Don’t change your finger know its too late.
• FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive, Not how U listen but how U Understand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
• A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW.. Its Sweeter when its TRUE But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
• Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!
• True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
• A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
• Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
• It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
• noy shudhu aaj noy shudhu kal, janate chai happy valentine day bondhu tomay chiro kal........
• A gift of love for u. it can't be sold or bought and cant be measured in silver or gold. its a wish from my heart "I love you".
• Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...
• Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...
• Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
• No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
• Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
• It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
• I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
• People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
• There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
• You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
• There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.
• I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!
• If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
• Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
• It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
• To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u
Apni jodi purush hon
Apni jodi purush hon, Ta hole 30 taka.
Jodi mohila hon, Tahole 20 taka pathaben.
Ar jodi apni hijla hon, Tahole kono taka pathaben na please,
Ami boje nebo apni ke?
1 ta kotha bolbo
Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: Ki bolba?
Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.
Bibaher prothom raat!
Bibaher prothom raat!
Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife tar husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.
Natun Surjo!
Natun Surjo!
Notun Akash!
Misti Rood!
Misti Batas!
Fotua Panjabi!
Tater Shari!
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari!
Panta Vater Hari.
"SHUVO NABOBARSHO" 141.... grohon koro.
Mango thake Mango
Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.
Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo "Konjuice".
Rate chad, dine alo
Rate chad, dine alo.
Kano tomay lage valo?
Golap lal, Kokil kalo
Shobar cheye tumi valo.
Akash neel, megh sada.
Goowal gore,Tumi.....badha.
Amar Sorir Valona
Amar Sorir Valona.
Docto'er kache gelam.
Kaj hoynai. Tai ak hojurer kache gelam.
Oni bollen kono kothin papi ke sms dite, dekhbi valo hoia jabi.
Sotti aknon valolagcha.
Chandni raat thi
Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bengali premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Bengalan premika se kaha:
Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi?
Tumi
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
Miss call
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
Ai Mon Chai
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi
Ahooo
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju
Love Sms korlam
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
Thala! Thala! Kattadura
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.
Na jena na suna
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!
A Zulu girl got
A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Rater Akase
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
Tomar jonna Sokal
Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.
Dingoli jamoni houk
Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.
Aik shair BANGALi mein,
Urdu Sindhi English Pashto Chinese ki Kamyabi ke Baad,
Ab Aik shair BANGALi mein,
"Tum kia Zano Mosli Saawal ka Moza Pharaz"
Kabhie "BONGLADES" aao to Pota Solay..!
Hoyto Tomai Valobesa
Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona…
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.
EID mane Khusi
EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,
EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi
EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq Diptimoy....
EID MUBARAK....BONDO.
Bastota amake dayna
Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.
February Amar Bhai ar
February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!
Tumar Satha Tanki
Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira.
Dibbo kore bolchi
Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
Oru vasantha kalam
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju.
Ai Mon chaii sudu
Ai Mon chaii sudu tomi Valobasi,
Ai Mon chaii sudu tomr kacha Asi,
Ai Mon chaii tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chaii sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!
Tur jona anta pare
Tur jona anta pare akas thaka tera,
Tui bolla bachta pare oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pare bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jay!!
Potla-Potla
Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
Na jena na suna
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!
Oru vasantha kalam
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE
Lokathile ettavum valiya
Lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo.....
Thala! Thala!
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.
Love Sms korlam
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
Tumi akhon bondo
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
☻ FRIENDSHIP
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
☻FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
• Fuler shob koli dek shubash tomay. Shurjer shob roshni jeno dey alo tomay. Amar to kichhu nei, deyar jonno tomay. Kintu ami chai, je dey she jeno shobi dey tomay.
• Amake sms korte thako ebong jite nao akorshonio puroshkar. Prothom- onek bhalobasha. Ditio- azibon bondhutto. Tritio- amar hreedoye obosthan, ekdom bina mulle. Prostaber meyad totodin. ami benche achhi joto din
Aim in life should b 654321
Shocked?
6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
Hello ! This is our ATD
( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing
and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank you!… “Good Night”
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumiby
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!by UZZAL
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear.
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak
Submitted By: RAJU AHMED
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura
1. Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala…
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai…
HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
2. Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE
